I usually just buy whatever “body wash” is on sale. Though I do find myself standing in the soap aisle wondering if what I am buying is the best wash for me. I say “wash” because bar soap doesn’t exist outside of hotels and prisons.
Now the worst part is that when I go to buy a the wash that suits my interests (rock climbing, partying, hard labor) I have to purchase one of those loofahs. When purchasing a loofah I try to find the one that has the manliest color. Right now I own a red one. The only other color I could see myself purchasing is black or a sports based one. Though I ask myself, if there are sports loofahs, would I purchase a team that I hate or love? Wouldn’t it be a real slap in the face to A-Rod if I was rubbing a Yankees #13 loofah all over my junk and ass. So, sports team loofah… Team you love or team you hate? Comment below.
team he hates
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